Any Cretin Can Be A Father, I Wanna Be A Champion

from The Worst People I Know by His & Hers

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First thing when I blasted out of the womb
I cut a chord and screamed, I still remember my dreams
Floating endlessly, cooking in a cauldron in the belly of the first beast
I saw, dance floors
Filled with witches so I started flicking matches at them
First thing when I blasted out of the womb
I saw tasteless sights, you wouldn't taste my eyes

You pushed me out of, everywhere I’ve been

You make me wait, to find there's nothing leading
From crotch to grave, but drinks and incidents

My head is constantly over my heels
So when you ask me if I'm falling, my response is simply "always?"

So you bet your hair, and I'll bet my skin
Jammed into a circle that starts again - and keeps spinning
[putting one and one together, to make one - this'll hurt you more than it hurts me]

Drawing confessions, when I'm dancing this beautiful dance
With a chainsaw
So just keep your mind peeled and start spilling

First thing when I blasted out of the womb
I was led astray, a steel handed stingray
In the finest clothes, stealing little children that were tempted out of windows
I saw, chainsaws
In the beautiful dance where your confession was drawn
First thing when I blasted out of the womb
I saw tasteless sights, you wouldn't taste my eyes

So you bet your eyes, and I'll bet my teeth
Jammed into a circle that starts again - and keeps spinning
[putting one and one together, to make one - this'll hurt you more than it hurts me]

..I hit the ground running,
Since I'm out of your water and into the air
I've had a thirst to know
Is a Martini ever really dry..?

I've got a thirst to know
You'll be the first to know - if my glass is ever empty

If I crawl back in then I'll never know..

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from The Worst People I Know, released January 11, 2014
Lyrics Caspian Rospigliosi

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